Weird sex laws from around the world

• No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
  
  
• Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.
  
  
• In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm. (What about his male partner?)
  
  
• A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
  
  
• In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.
  
  
• The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
  
  
• Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
  
  
• In Los Angeles, California, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.
  
  
• In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
  
  
• In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
  
  
• An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!
  
  
• In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
  
  
• The only legal sexual position in Washington D.C. is missionary.
  
  
• In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
  
  
• In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).
  
  
• In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
  
  
• In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
  
  
• The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
  
  
• Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
  
  
• In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.