How to be a successful gay male stripper

1. Make sure you have an audience!! If you don’t have an audience then you aren’t a stripper, you are a lad who likes to take his clothes off to music!
   
   
2. Make sure you have a big cock!! Yes really! If you don’t then when you take your kegs off, people will laugh at you!! Male strippers HAVE TO have big cocks!
   
   
3. Be nice looking with a nice body!! BUT the bigger your cock the less nice looking you have to be and the less of a nice body you need!
   
   
4. Like your audience!!! OR at least pretend you do! If you are on stage in front of 500 queens and you look like you would rather be swallowing dog shit then they will sense this and you won’t work in that venue again!! AND word will get around!
   
   
5. Be prepared to be touched up! It will happen! They aren’t allowed to but believe me it will happen! Arguing the point to the promoter after someone as touched you up is gonna end in two words ‘WHAT EVER!’
   
   
6. DO NOT sleep with a club promoter until you have your money in your hand!! If you do then I guarantee you won’t get paid the full amount! The promoter will think that having his cock in your mouth is part payment enough!!
   
   
7. If you are working a straight venue then for goodness sakes pretend you are straight!! Straight women want to think they have a chance with the fella stripping and if they know the fella is gay then it will piss them off! Unlike gay men who think any man is fair game!
   
   
8. Being a decent dancer is a good idea but once again, the bigger your cock the less you have to rely on your dancing skills!
   
   
9. DO NOT put baby oil all over your cock and expect someone to suck you off!! Although we all know someone who’ll do it but on the whole keep your cock oil free!
   
   
10. When you are fully naked MAKE SURE that most of your audience see you naked otherwise the ones that don’t will start putting the word around that you was crap only cos they didn’t see your cock! You know how bitter some queens can be!